It's kinda plain, but that's the testament to the Martini.
Oklahoma City. Frills not required, despite the publicity the martini usually requires.
A simple martini. And it's Friday to boot. Last in the year.
Goodbye 2016. Don't let the door strike you too hard in the ass on your way out.
Too hard. A solid *fwump* will suffice.
2017. We need a change. Please be the sunrise in an otherwise pre-dawn world.